Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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