Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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