no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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