Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
