Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night

(334): View more from Alabama

I felt like a fucking code breaker.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.

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(240): View more from Maryland

were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?

(301): View more from Maryland

yes! wait why?

(240): View more from Maryland

because i found it in my pocket this morning...

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.

(1-423): View more from Tennessee

I honestly don't know what to make of that.

(423): View more from Tennessee

A ham sandwich would be nice.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar

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(248): View more from Michigan

Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you

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(936): View more from Texas

Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.

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(585): View more from New York

Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Can you confirm that you aren't dead?

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