Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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