ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Be still, my beating vagina.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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