thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
