Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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