love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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