roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish i was in the wii world.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
