i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Randomize
