We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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