Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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