Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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