I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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