No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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