That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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