we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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