Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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