Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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