Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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