I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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