Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
