just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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