Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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