She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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