yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
These tits shall not be calmed
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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