Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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