I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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