Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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