Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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