Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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