We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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