OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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