I don't think brook has ever known best
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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