Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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