And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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