I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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