I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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