I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Semen is not good for contacts.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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