I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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