He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
honey bunches of taint.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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