Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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