your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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