I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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