Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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