Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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