Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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