: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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